Lyrics
Haha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
(I'd appreciate your input)
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files
(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
Full Lyrics and Meaning
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Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch
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Over a sample of Pet Shop Boys‘ “In the Night”, Jimmy Pop finds himself making a sensual appeal to women everywhere about the art of intercourse.
This song later went on to define
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Jay Sakong – The Bad Touch
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[Intro] / You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals / So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel / You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals / So let's do it like
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Feuerschwanz – The Bad Touch
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[Verse 1] / Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought / Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about / So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll
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Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch Interpolations
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Amberlicious – Bad Touch (Cover)
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Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought / Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about / So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
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Bloodhound Gang – The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope
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[Spoken Intro] / A is for "Apple" / B is for "Balloons" / C is for "Crayons" / D is for "Drum" / [Break] / Like my scrotum, here it is in a nutshell / [Verse 1] / One thousand nine
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Bloodhound Gang – A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying
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“A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying” is a parody of Country singer Red Sovine’s style of sad “truck driving” narratives. Throughout the song, Jimmy Pop
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Bloodhound Gang – I Hope You Die
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[Intro] / You must die! I alone am best! / [Verse 1] / I hope ya flip some guy the bird / He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve / In front of the Beatles' tour bus / A
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Bloodhound Gang – Hell Yeah
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[Intro] / Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! / We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! / [Hook] / Hell yeah / Hell yeah / Hell yeah
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Pet Shop Boys – In the Night Samples
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Bloodhound Gang – Three Point One Four
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[Verse 1] / My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be / Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me / Lefty? Yeah, but that was alright / She was hotter than the
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Bloodhound Gang – This Is Stupid
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[Breast Plate and Horns singers] / How do you let someone know if your hotcakes are selling well?
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Bloodhound Gang – R.S.V.P.
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[Talking] / Uhh, that was creepy / I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass / Or scour my boobies off with a rusty S O S pad / Or hump a piece of splintered balsa
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Bloodhound Gang – Mama's Boy
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[Jimmy Pop and Jimmy Pop's Mom] / Hello? Franks! / Hello, mother dear / Hi, Jim! What are you doin'? / I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina / Oh, pfft... Lima. Like
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Bloodhound Gang – Mope
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This song is about being bored, home alone with nothing better to do and doing random shit to pass the time.
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Nyhm – Hard Like Heroic
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[Intro] / Haha / Well now / We call this the act of gaming but / There's several other very important differences / Between real people and pixels that you should know about / [
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Bloodhound Gang – The Choice Is Yours
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[Intro] / You can get with this or you can get with that / You can get with this or you can get with that / You can get with this or you can get with that / I think you'll get with
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Bloodhound Gang on Shazam
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∙ Bloodhound Gang's third album, 1999's Hooray for Boobies, went Platinum, spawning the hit single “The Bad Touch.” ∙ Their songs have been featured in the ...
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The Bad Touch - DJ Fletch
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LYRICS. PLAY FULL SONG. Connect with Apple Music. Sign-in or Try it free for 3 months. Music Video. Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Official Video). Top Songs ...
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